The Gentle Woodpecker

The Gentle Woodpecker carried a cheese grater that they sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Gentle Woodpecker desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider of all things.

The Gentle Woodpecker desperately searched for a radiator that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Woodpecker wanted a vibrator that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Woodpecker always had with them a pint of cider that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Woodpecker needed a vibrator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.