My Special Woodpecker

My Special Woodpecker always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a strange thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a rubber chicken of all things.

My Special Woodpecker always kept a toilet brush that they would often eat. It was a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

My Special Woodpecker desperately looked for a ball that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to select.

My Special Woodpecker craved for a pint of beer that they would throw. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

My Special Woodpecker always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. A porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

My Special Woodpecker had a pen that they liked to embrace. It was a peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pen being the thing selected.