My Beautiful Woodpecker

My Beautiful Woodpecker desperately wanted a can of coke to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

My Beautiful Woodpecker desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

My Beautiful Woodpecker wanted a little monkey to embrace. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Woodpecker always had with them a bottle of beer that they liked to demolish. This seems an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

My Beautiful Woodpecker craved for a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be stunning. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Woodpecker desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often throw. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was epic. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.