A Confused Woodpecker

A Confused Woodpecker looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to worship. It should be an original idea, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Woodpecker carried a teapot that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item selected.

A Confused Woodpecker desperately desired a CD player that they would drop. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

A Confused Woodpecker searched for a CD player that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to choose.

A Confused Woodpecker looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to cuddle. It might be a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

A Confused Woodpecker desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be exciting. A magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.