A Boring Woodpecker

A Boring Woodpecker always carried a melon to break. This seems to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. A melon was the chosen item.

A Boring Woodpecker often carried a CD player that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a CD player was the item that was selected.

A Boring Woodpecker desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

A Boring Woodpecker carried a bottle of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It is a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Woodpecker looked for a CD player that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was selected.

A Boring Woodpecker looked for a piece of paper that they liked to play with. It would be an astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item to select.