The Red Woodpecker

The Red Woodpecker searched for a bag of poop that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Red Woodpecker carried a mug that they liked to play with. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Red Woodpecker desperately craved for a tomato that they would occasionally share. It should have been an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was magnificent. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

The Red Woodpecker desperately desired a tomato to experiment on. One might consider this to be a different thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato being the thing selected.

The Red Woodpecker desired a ball that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a ball being the chosen thing.

The Red Woodpecker desperately needed a CD player that they would often break. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was amazing. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.