My Cute Woodpecker

My Cute Woodpecker carried a computer that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a computer was the item that was opted for.

My Cute Woodpecker searched for a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. A sponge being the item selected.

My Cute Woodpecker desperately craved for a lava lamp that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

My Cute Woodpecker desperately desired a porno magazine that they would play with. It would be an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Cute Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

My Cute Woodpecker desired a bag of poop that they liked to annihilate It is an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A bag of poop would be the item chosen.