My Crypting Woodpecker

My Crypting Woodpecker always kept a cheese grater that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

My Crypting Woodpecker desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would often drop. This could be considered an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

My Crypting Woodpecker desperately craved for a lava lamp to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

My Crypting Woodpecker carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be an original activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

My Crypting Woodpecker desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be an exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

My Crypting Woodpecker found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.