The Crazy Woodpecker

The Crazy Woodpecker desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would often put on his head. It should have been a curious idea, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Woodpecker looked for a cheese grater that they liked to worship. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Crazy Woodpecker desperately searched for a spade that they sometimes embrace. It is a curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Woodpecker always kept a computer that they liked to sit and look at. It is a weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be fun. Who would have thought, a computer being the thing selected.

The Crazy Woodpecker often carried a computer that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Woodpecker found a vibrator that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A vibrator would be the item that was chosen.