The Unusual Woodpecker

The Unusual Woodpecker desperately wanted a bag of flour that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Woodpecker always had with them a computer that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Woodpecker desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Woodpecker often carried a pencil sharpener that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Woodpecker desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes play with. It is a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Unusual Woodpecker desperately searched for a bag of flour that they liked to throw. One might say this is a new idea, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.