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in #woodpecker16 days ago

His Square Woodpecker desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a condom of all things.

His Square Woodpecker desired a custard pie that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

His Square Woodpecker needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener of all things.

His Square Woodpecker desperately desired a sponge that they would often break. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a sponge of all things.

His Square Woodpecker desperately searched for a computer that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item chosen.

His Square Woodpecker desperately searched for a melon that they liked to break. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a melon being the item opted for.

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