His Green Woodpecker

His Green Woodpecker wanted a rubber johnny that they would put up their bum. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

His Green Woodpecker desperately desired a condom that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

His Green Woodpecker desperately needed a lava lamp that they would annihilate It is considered to be a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

His Green Woodpecker needed a lava lamp that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

His Green Woodpecker needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

His Green Woodpecker searched for a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was selected.