My Tired Woodpecker

My Tired Woodpecker craved for a radiator that they sometimes break. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the item opted for.

My Tired Woodpecker had a pen that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

My Tired Woodpecker craved for a wig that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.

My Tired Woodpecker had a CD player that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen thing.

My Tired Woodpecker desperately craved for a helmet that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

My Tired Woodpecker had a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.