A Crazy Woodpecker

A Crazy Woodpecker desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often worship. It was an odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

A Crazy Woodpecker desperately wanted a tomato that they would occasionally share. It should have been a fairly peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Woodpecker searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

A Crazy Woodpecker carried a condom that they liked to demolish. It would have been a curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a condom being the thing selected.

A Crazy Woodpecker desired a lava lamp that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

A Crazy Woodpecker always kept a toilet brush that they would often put on his head. This could be considered an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was epic. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.