The Eccentric Woodpecker

The Eccentric Woodpecker searched for a spade that they would sit and look at. It would be a strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was simply life. A spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Woodpecker desired a can of coke that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was epic. A can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Woodpecker desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to experiment on. This seems an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Woodpecker desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been an odd operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to select.

The Eccentric Woodpecker desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Woodpecker owned a bag of flour that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.