His Boring Woodpecker

His Boring Woodpecker desired a pint of cider that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A pint of cider being the chosen thing.

His Boring Woodpecker desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

His Boring Woodpecker often carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

His Boring Woodpecker always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Woodpecker owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

His Boring Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an original exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be out of this world. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.