My Curious Woodpecker

My Curious Woodpecker desperately craved for a teapot that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

My Curious Woodpecker found a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was wonderous. Honestly, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

My Curious Woodpecker owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

My Curious Woodpecker wanted a crown that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a crown being the item opted for.

My Curious Woodpecker carried a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

My Curious Woodpecker wanted a dildo that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.