The Beautiful Woodpecker

The Beautiful Woodpecker desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Woodpecker wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Woodpecker desperately needed a toilet brush that they would put on his head. One might say this is a fairly bizarre action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Beautiful Woodpecker desired a hat that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be an unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be out of this world. Honestly, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Beautiful Woodpecker carried a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. This seems a different operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was fun. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Woodpecker craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was fun. A bottle of coke of all things.