Their Retarded Woodpecker

Their Retarded Woodpecker desired a bottle of wine that they would often put up their bum. It should be an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Woodpecker carried a stretchman that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Woodpecker searched for a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a sponge would be the item chosen.

Their Retarded Woodpecker desperately needed a computer that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the chosen thing.

Their Retarded Woodpecker desperately looked for a pen that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a new undertaking, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was magnificent. A pen would be the item chosen.

Their Retarded Woodpecker always had with them a condom that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing selected.