The Exciting Woodpecker

The Exciting Woodpecker desperately desired a sword that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be magnificent. A sword was the item that was selected.

The Exciting Woodpecker needed a radiator that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Woodpecker had a tomato that they liked to eat. This seems a fairly new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Woodpecker always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. A bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Exciting Woodpecker needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly different exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Woodpecker always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often put up their bum. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.