His Boring Woodpecker

His Boring Woodpecker found a can of coke that they would drop. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

His Boring Woodpecker found a sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Boring Woodpecker desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Woodpecker desperately craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a set of lego of all things.

His Boring Woodpecker owned a ball to break. This seems to be an odd thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A ball was the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Woodpecker desperately craved for a cup to worship. It would have been an original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to choose.