My Silly Woodpecker

My Silly Woodpecker owned a vibrator that they liked to cuddle. It was a fairly odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a vibrator being the item selected.

My Silly Woodpecker carried a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was selected.

My Silly Woodpecker looked for a cup to share. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. A cup would be the item that was opted for.

My Silly Woodpecker always carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally hug. This seems a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

My Silly Woodpecker needed a sack of potatoes that they would share. It would have been a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

My Silly Woodpecker always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to select.