His Green Woodpecker

His Green Woodpecker craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would cuddle. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

His Green Woodpecker needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

His Green Woodpecker wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered an exciting thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was magnificent. A pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

His Green Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of Tango to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

His Green Woodpecker always kept a cup that they would annihilate One might find this to be a new idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a cup of all things.

His Green Woodpecker looked for a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was chosen.