His Scary Woodpecker

His Scary Woodpecker desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

His Scary Woodpecker desperately wanted a block of cheese to smash. It might be a new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

His Scary Woodpecker carried a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

His Scary Woodpecker always had with them a dildo that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo of all things.

His Scary Woodpecker wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. A rubber johnny was the chosen item.

His Scary Woodpecker had a can of Tango to drop. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.