Her Square Woodpecker

Her Square Woodpecker always had with them a bat to play with. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to opt for.

Her Square Woodpecker always had with them a cup that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a cup having that done to it

Her Square Woodpecker desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

Her Square Woodpecker needed a sponge that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

Her Square Woodpecker searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be exciting. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

Her Square Woodpecker desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly an original suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.