Determined Woodpecker

Determined Woodpecker desperately desired a cup that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was selected.

Determined Woodpecker desperately needed a helmet that they liked to annihilate It would be a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet being the item selected.

Determined Woodpecker always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly exciting action, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A helmet is the thing to opt for.

Determined Woodpecker desperately needed a condom that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was stunning. Honestly, a condom is the item to opt for.

Determined Woodpecker desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would play with. It would have been a curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Determined Woodpecker owned a pen to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pen was the item that was chosen.