My Gentle Woodpecker

My Gentle Woodpecker desperately wanted a chocolate bar to sleep with. It might be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

My Gentle Woodpecker needed a helmet that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

My Gentle Woodpecker owned a cucumber that they would hug. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a cucumber having that done to it

My Gentle Woodpecker always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

My Gentle Woodpecker always had with them a bottle of beer to annihilate It is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

My Gentle Woodpecker had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.