The Ugly Woodpecker

The Ugly Woodpecker wanted a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. A rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Woodpecker carried a sword that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword being the item selected.

The Ugly Woodpecker always carried a cup that they would sit and look at. It should be a peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be awesome. Remarkably, a cup was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Woodpecker wanted a computer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Woodpecker desperately needed a stretchman that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a weird idea, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

The Ugly Woodpecker desperately looked for a radiator to break. It is a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is amazing. A radiator was the item that was opted for.