Their Little Woodpecker

Their Little Woodpecker often carried a helmet that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the item selected.

Their Little Woodpecker owned a little monkey that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to choose.

Their Little Woodpecker always had with them a sword that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a sword having that done to it

Their Little Woodpecker desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a condom being the thing opted for.

Their Little Woodpecker often carried a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Their Little Woodpecker often carried a bag of poop to rub on his belly. It should be a new exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.