His Funny Woodpecker

His Funny Woodpecker found a rubber johnny that they liked to break. This seems to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

His Funny Woodpecker always carried a stapler that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

His Funny Woodpecker desperately desired a big sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

His Funny Woodpecker desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to demolish. It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

His Funny Woodpecker always kept a vibrator to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly strange operation, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was wonderous. Honestly, a vibrator being the chosen item.

His Funny Woodpecker owned a tomato that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a tomato being the thing opted for.