The Stupid Woodpecker

The Stupid Woodpecker craved for a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. A bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Woodpecker always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Woodpecker found a radiator that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Woodpecker craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Woodpecker desperately craved for a set of lego that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be fun. Strangely, a set of lego being the item opted for.

The Stupid Woodpecker carried a block of cheese that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is simply life. A block of cheese being the item selected.