The Fucking Woodpecker

The Fucking Woodpecker desperately looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the item selected.

The Fucking Woodpecker searched for a bottle of wine that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Woodpecker looked for a custard pie to put on his head. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be sublime. Strangely, a custard pie being the item opted for.

The Fucking Woodpecker desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Woodpecker had a painting of a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Woodpecker had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.