Green Woodpecker

Green Woodpecker often carried a sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen item.

Green Woodpecker always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

Green Woodpecker needed a cup that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a cup being the item opted for.

Green Woodpecker had a cup that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a cup was the chosen item.

Green Woodpecker needed a pen to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to choose.

Green Woodpecker had a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.