A Blue Woodpecker

A Blue Woodpecker had a set square that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a set square of all things.

A Blue Woodpecker often carried a mug to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

A Blue Woodpecker always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be epic. A block of cheese is the item to select.

A Blue Woodpecker wanted a custard pie that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

A Blue Woodpecker owned a pencil sharpener that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a new operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

A Blue Woodpecker desired a stretchman that they sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.