The Square Woodpecker

The Square Woodpecker desperately looked for a CD player that they would often experiment on. It might be a new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is exciting. A CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Square Woodpecker desperately looked for a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen item.

The Square Woodpecker desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Square Woodpecker desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be epic. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

The Square Woodpecker always kept a bottle of coke that they would cuddle. This seems to be an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

The Square Woodpecker always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often sit and look at. It was a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was stunning. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.