The Green Woodpecker

The Green Woodpecker desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Green Woodpecker always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Woodpecker needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes smash. It would be an exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Green Woodpecker desperately searched for a pen that they would experiment on. It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Green Woodpecker desperately looked for a spade that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen item.

The Green Woodpecker desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes smash. It would be a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.