Her Grumpy Woodpecker

Her Grumpy Woodpecker desperately looked for a sword that they would often worship. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was selected.

Her Grumpy Woodpecker desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken of all things.

Her Grumpy Woodpecker always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Woodpecker wanted a pen to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pen is the thing to opt for.

Her Grumpy Woodpecker always kept a pen that they would sometimes drop. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Woodpecker desperately desired a tomato that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a tomato was the chosen item.