Her Green Woodpecker

Her Green Woodpecker found a bottle of coke to eat. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Her Green Woodpecker often carried a little monkey that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly different idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Her Green Woodpecker desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a chocolate bar of all things.

Her Green Woodpecker desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Her Green Woodpecker often carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine having that done to it

Her Green Woodpecker had a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. It would have been an odd thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to select.