His Special Woodpecker

His Special Woodpecker always had with them a computer that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. A computer was the thing that was chosen.

His Special Woodpecker desperately wanted a hat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a hat is the item to choose.

His Special Woodpecker often carried a wig that they would sometimes worship. It would be a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen item.

His Special Woodpecker wanted a radiator that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to choose.

His Special Woodpecker always kept a ball that they would often cuddle. It is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

His Special Woodpecker found a radiator that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.