Funny Woodpecker

Funny Woodpecker always carried a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

Funny Woodpecker always carried a pen that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a pen being the chosen item.

Funny Woodpecker desperately looked for a CD player that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a different proposal, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A CD player was the chosen item.

Funny Woodpecker carried a crown that they would sometimes experiment on. It was an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was selected.

Funny Woodpecker always kept a condom that they would annihilate This might appear to be an astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Funny Woodpecker desperately desired a lava lamp that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was sublime. A lava lamp is the item to opt for.