The Orange Woodpecker

The Orange Woodpecker desired a vibrator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be amazing. A vibrator having that done to it

The Orange Woodpecker had a condom that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a condom being the thing selected.

The Orange Woodpecker searched for a rubber johnny that they would try to balance on their head. It should be an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

The Orange Woodpecker desired a bat that they would often worship. It was considered to be an unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was exciting. A bat is the item to select.

The Orange Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Orange Woodpecker wanted a mug that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was selected.