A Horny Woodpecker

A Horny Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would experiment on. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. A can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Woodpecker craved for a stapler that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

A Horny Woodpecker desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

A Horny Woodpecker needed a melon that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen thing.

A Horny Woodpecker found a mug that they would sometimes break. This could be considered an unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Woodpecker desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.