A Grumpy Woodpecker

A Grumpy Woodpecker desperately desired a wig that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be fun. A wig would be the item that was opted for.

A Grumpy Woodpecker searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally drop. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Woodpecker always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Woodpecker always carried a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Woodpecker carried a bottle of wine that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Woodpecker always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.