My Silly Woodpecker

My Silly Woodpecker desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a sponge being the thing opted for.

My Silly Woodpecker needed a toilet brush to smash. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

My Silly Woodpecker always carried a sponge that they would embrace. It is a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

My Silly Woodpecker looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. This seems a funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

My Silly Woodpecker desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to share. It would have been a strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

My Silly Woodpecker always carried a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a stretchman was the item that was selected.