The Cheerful Woodpecker

The Cheerful Woodpecker desperately craved for a stretchman that they would embrace. It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Woodpecker carried a piece of paper that they sometimes hug. This seems a peculiar action, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Woodpecker found a spade that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Woodpecker desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would often put on his head. It might be a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Woodpecker desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be exciting. A block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Cheerful Woodpecker always had with them a bag of poop to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.