The Gentle Woodpecker

The Gentle Woodpecker owned a block of cheese that they liked to throw. It would have been an odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Gentle Woodpecker desperately looked for a bat that they sometimes eat. It would be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was sublime. Honestly, a bat having that done to it

The Gentle Woodpecker desperately craved for a little monkey that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was amazing. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to select.

The Gentle Woodpecker always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Gentle Woodpecker desperately wanted a little monkey that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A little monkey being the thing selected.

The Gentle Woodpecker found a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. It might have been an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen thing.