His Silly Woodpecker

His Silly Woodpecker desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

His Silly Woodpecker desperately craved for a spade to try to balance on their head. This seems an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

His Silly Woodpecker desperately looked for a crown that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was selected.

His Silly Woodpecker always carried a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

His Silly Woodpecker desired a big sponge that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

His Silly Woodpecker carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly strange action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.