The Cheerful Worm

The Cheerful Worm desperately wanted a set square that they would drop. It is considered to be a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Worm desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would break. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Cheerful Worm had a pint of cider that they would share. It was a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who considered it would be magnificent. A pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Worm desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to smash. It was a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Worm desperately desired a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Cheerful Worm always kept a pen that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who assumed it was simply life. Remarkably, a pen being the chosen item.