His Fucking Worm

His Fucking Worm desperately looked for a set of lego that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a strange operation, to my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

His Fucking Worm looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

His Fucking Worm needed a tomato to insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen thing.

His Fucking Worm searched for a sword that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Worm, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

His Fucking Worm needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

His Fucking Worm desperately desired a big sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Worm, who thinks it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing selected.