A Naughty Worm

A Naughty Worm owned a hat that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the chosen thing.

A Naughty Worm desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who thought it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

A Naughty Worm had a piece of paper to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Worm always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

A Naughty Worm always kept a bottle of wine that they would often drop. It might be a fairly bizarre action, to me, but not to the Worm, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

A Naughty Worm desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.